“You have three and a half minutes to get yourselves in uniform and get out here - be late, I fucking dare you!” The commander’s voice bellowed from outside our tent. They sent us to bed just an hour ago. What horrible sin did I commit in my past lives to deserve this? How does … Continue reading Jarhead



It’s been quite some time since I published anything. You’ll have to excuse me, I mean, it was beer garden weather and Pokemon Go had just come out ( - sorry not sorry). If I’m to be totally honest, I’ve hit a bit of a writing block. When I first decided to broadcast my existential … Continue reading 391